90% of the reason to write this journal was because I was getting tired of reading about ... the other thing... :sob: so I thought I'd change it so I don't go emo anytime I wanna see my page.

8% is I want to try and write like 4 or 5 different memes in this one journal.

The other 2% is I just wanna stay up later... and I have nothing to do.


So let's go with the memes.

Number 1: A really long Stereotype meme stolen from

Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me
[x] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[x] My hair is always straight. (It's naturally straight!!)
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies
[ ] I'll only date popular guys
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag trash can.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[ ] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with anyone based of their looks
Total = 4

Emo

[x] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.
[x] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner
[ ] My fingernails are black
[x] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life stinks'.
Total = 11

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite gender.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 4

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[x] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't care what people think of me.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total = 17


Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[x] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[x] Go Team!
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[x] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 4

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 14

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 5

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 9

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[x] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 14


Antisocial

[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. (I just like my music loud.)
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[x] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total = 11


Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[x] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[x] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.(broken collarbone, tell me how that works.)
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 9

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized verses from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = Fuck this shit, man.(agreed)

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'
[x] I wear extremely baggy pants.(sumtymes)
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't care about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my budz.
[x] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[x] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 9

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[x] I get in trouble all the time.
[x] I steal people's stuff.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[x] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 5

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[x] My thumbs are sore often.
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[x] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 16

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[x] I hunt.
[x] I fish.
[x] I own something camouflage.(camo converse babeigh)
[ ] I eat venison
[x] I live in the country.(In romania)
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[x] I have over 10 pets.(in romania)
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.(drove!)
[x] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.(uhh new york + romanian + tryin to hide em both = disaster and mispronounced words...)
[x] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees are STUPID.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[x] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[x] I work hard.
Total = 12


Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[ ] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[ ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 2 .... fail

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[ ] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[x] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[ ] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[ ] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 4

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[ ] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 8

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades.(depends what class)
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss.
[ ] I always say hi to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[x] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[ ] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 2

Band Geek

[ ] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[x] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 3

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day
[x] I know what range of voice I am.
[x] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol regularly
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 7

Texan

[ ] I live in Texas/a bordering state
[x] I use the word ‘aint’ a lot
[ ] Most poetry makes no sense to me
[ ] I use double negatives
[ ] I have been told to use better grammar
[x] I love meat
[ ] I like country music
[ ] I have a Texan accent(again, messed up accent. don't know what it is.)
[ ] I roll my eyes at anyone who makes fun of country music
[ ] I can’t say “Lantana” without a long ‘a’
[x] I just laughed at myself trying to say “Lantana”
[ ] The phrase “One day these ol’ boots are gonna walk all over you” actually means something to me
[ ] Billy Mays is still alive
[ ] When I think “cows” I think “food”
[ ] I own a cowboy hat
[ ] I know how to square dance
[ ] Steve Irwin is still alive
[x] I’ve never been to New York
[ ] I never want to go to big cities
[x] I have been to a farm
[x] I have been horseback riding
[x] Obama should not be president
[x] Monster trucks are awesome
Total = 8


And the end of number 1.


Number 2 was stolen from :iconcaptianbloodcorsair:

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.

d ance with the devil - breaking benjamin
a ffliction - afi
n othingtown - the offspring
a merican eulogy - green day

STEP TWO:
-- Name: dana
-- Birth date: may 22, 1996
-- Nickname: bigmac, kenny, stupid, dey, oreo,
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: brown, almost black
-- Zodiac Sign: gemini

STEP THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: black vans
-- Your weaknesses: uhh... weakness??? I dunn have none! I'm supuh dana saving justin and his asian food from harm!
-- Your fear(s): dark windows, tall cielings, low fans, serial killers, obama, , dark mirrors, dark water
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Beating corndog(inside joke) at something athletic
STEP FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: meh size! XD
-- Your bedtime: like... never.
-- Most missed memory: cole...:sob:

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
-- Pepsi or Cokeepsi
-- McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
-- Adidas or Nike: hate em both, but if i had to choose, adidas
-- Chocolate or vanilla: ice cream --> vanilla chocolate for well candy
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

STEP SIX:
Do You...
-- Smoke: no.
-- Curse: all the time.
-- Take a shower everyday: nope.. I hate em, I can go for about a week with no shower. bet ya didn't know that???
-- Have a crush: no.
-- Want to go to college: yes.
-- Want to get married: yes.
-- Think you're attractive: no
-- Think you're a health freak: no.
-- Get along with your parents: sort of.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Gone to the mall: yes.
-- Kissed someone: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreo's: just today!.
-- Eaten Sushi: no. hate it.
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: yes.. :sob:
-- Gone skating: yes
-- Made homemade cookies: yes.
-- Gone skinny dipping: no.
-- Stolen anything: yes....

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes....
-- If so, was it mixed company: yes...
-- Been beaten up: yes
-- Shoplifted: no

STEP NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: no effin idea
-- Number of children: 1
-- Describe your dream wedding: a comfy bed and condoms
-- What country would you most like to visit: Canada and romania(again)

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color: blue.
-- Best hair color: black or blonde
-- Short hair or long hair: long
-- Shorter or taller: taller.
-- Best weight: skinny
-- Best articles of clothing: skinny jeans, skater shoes, t-shirt

STEP ELEVEN:
-- Number of tattoos: meh cousin is a tattoo artist, says he's gonna give me one eventually
-- Number of piercings: 2.

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday: mom, mihai, lucas, ,
What woke you up this morning: my dog
Where are you: my desk
Is tomorrow going to be a good day: it probably won't be a bad day.
Did you kiss someone today: no.
Do you like anybody: yes

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public: nope.
Passed out because of alcohol: no.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW: cole and danny and romania

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like: cabin in the rockies, colorado
What do you want to be when you grow up: video game designer, wanna work with pixar

IN GENERAL
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something: tuhday
Do you listen to music every day: yes.
Do you still go trick or treating:yes.
Last thing you ate: KFC numbuh 9!
Whats your favorite type of soda: pepsi
Have you ever moved: yes.
What do you want to do right now: be with cole :sob:
Are you listening to music right now: no
What's a quote that you love: i'm a lover not a fighter, but i'll fight for what i love
How long 'till your birthday: months
What time is it? 10 sharp
Who makes you mad: everyone.
Summer 2008: joined the nerds. Became an outcast. I loved it!
Honestly, do you miss 2007: hated it.



part 2 will be up tomorrow!